Acquisitions Incorporated
Note
Acquisitions Incorporated is an adventuring franchise headquartered in Waterdeep, founded by Omin Dran, Jim Darkmagic, and Binwin Bronzebottom. Unlike traditional adventuring parties driven by honor or heroism, Acq Inc treats adventuring as a business venture. Their goals? Profit, expansion, brand recognition, and occasionally saving the world (if it aligns with quarterly objectives).
They offer:
- Franchise Opportunities for ambitious adventuring teams.
- Corporate Structure with titles like Decisionist™, Documancer™, Cartographer™, Loremonger™, and more.
- Support from HQ, including brand guidelines, magical tools, and internal bureaucracy.
- A mix of deadly danger and hilarious red tape, making it perfect for campaigns that blend classic D&D action with workplace comedy.
| File | Function | Race | Class |
|---|---|---|---|
| Binwin Bronzebottom | Co-founder | Dwarf | Fighter / Barbarian |
| Brike Honeywell | Franchisee Lead | Halfing | Ranger |
| Clockett Brillthistle | Majordomo | Modron (Disguised as Halfling) | Steward |
| Dalsar | Employee | Dragonborn (Gold) | Paladin |
| Demo | Intern | Human | Barbarian |
| Emil | Employee | Half-Elf | Rogue |
| Jim Darkmagic | Co-founder | Human | Wizard |
| Lord Bunnyhop II | Intern | Harengon | Fighter |
| Mish | Intern | Changeling | Bard |
| Nodi | Employee | Half-Elf | Sorcerer |
| Omin Dran | CEO | Half-Elf | Cleric |
| Semmy | Intern | Halfing | Rogue |
| Serval | Employee | Elf | Druid |
| Vladi | Employee | Goliath | Barbarian |