Widdle Bramblepatch
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Race: Gnome
Occupation: Independent Logistics Consultant (a fancy term for “black market courier”)
Location: Found somewhere between every back alley, hidden cellar, or shady tavern in the region.
About Widdle:
Widdle Bramblepatch specializes in getting things where they don’t belong, faster than they should arrive, and cheaper than is legal. She has a large satchel enchanted with minor teleportation magic, allowing her to "source" almost anything—if you don't ask questions.
- Has a web of contacts, smugglers, and delivery “friends” in most towns within a week's travel.
- Delivers everything from rare components to confidential letters to... heavily cursed items. All with a wink.
- Accepts coin, favors, secrets, or "stock in the brand" as payment.
Mechanical Use (Once Per Adventure):
Your party can call on Widdle to:
- Deliver a needed mundane item (or common magic item if you owe her)
- Smuggle an item or person in or out of somewhere they shouldn’t be
- Deliver false paperwork or identity documents
- Or, in a pinch, cause a distraction somewhere else ("Oh no, Widdle just arranged a yak stampede down Main Street… again.")
Quirk:
Widdle never travels the same path twice, and often arrives before she was called.
Occasionally shows up with the wrong item ("You asked for healing potions? Sorry, got love potions. Could still work, yeah?").