Headquarters

Location: Longsaddle
Address: Small Brown Barn at the sandpath of the Main Road.
Majordomo: Clockett Brillthistle

Description

This office used to be a storage barn. It ain't much but you call it your office or headquarters now it's totally converted (meaning: swept it once and added a sign).

The exterior is sagging wooden barn with a large hand painted sign that reads: "ACQUISITIONS INCORPORATED – LOCAL FRANCHISE 003138-B"

The front door sticks. A lot

The interior is 20 x 30 ft.

Main Room (Reception/War Room/Break Area): One cracked table, mismatched chairs, and a corkboard with a single job flyer (for goat herding).

Back Office: Technically a stable stall. Houses the Sentient Filing Cabinet and Clockett’s sleeping corner (standing).

Supply Closet: Contains 6 torches, a broom, 2 mostly empty potion bottles, and one scroll labeled “Official Franchise Charter – Do Not Burn”.

Quirks

Mounted near the front door is a dusty brass service bell labeled “Ring for Franchise Assistance.” No one knows who installed it. No one in town ever uses it. Yet it rings. Frequently. On its own.

Feature

1 barrel of Ale (400 pints)